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"God’s Accounting System
November 17th, 2005 by adam
God loves things like business, commerce, etc., he must, why else would accounting enterprise software provider, SouthWare, make it its mission to serve God? The company’s web site clearly and proudly states its mission
Our mission is to honor God and serve people by helping businesses achieve excellence.
I believe that is the first time I’ve seen God in a company’s mission statement. I struggle to understand how helping businesses achieve excellence, honour’s God. Of course I’m assuming SouthWare is referring to the Christian God. Seems likely based on the company’s Alabama headquarters–where I’m under the impression the various forms of Christianity are the most predominant religions.
My commentary here has no bearing on whether SouthWare provides a good system or not, nor whether its business practices are good (their site certainly tells everyone how dedicated they are over and over). It’s just the God part I’m picking at. Perhaps they’re able to offer a better service level agreement in the event of Acts of God?
SouthWare flaunts its portability to many platforms, kudos on that, a God-fearing but platform-agnostic application. Or is i"
Thursday, June 29, 2006
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Sunday, June 25, 2006
Most common types of male orgasm
Most common types of male orgasm: "Most common types of male orgasm
Kinsey delineated six types of male orgasm. In part the types vary according to the intensity of the reaction exhibited. The most common type of male orgasm supposedly characterising about 45 per cent of adult males - features some body tension. There may also be twitching or tension in one or both legs, of the mouth, of the arms, or of other particular parts of the body. There is gradual build-up to a climax which involves rigidity of the whole body and a degree of throbbing in the penis. There is orgasm with a few spasms but little after-effect. This is seen as the most common type of male orgasm ."
Friday, June 23, 2006
THE WORLD QUESTION CENTER 2004
THE WORLD QUESTION CENTER 2004:
Gilbert's Law
"Happy people are those who do not pass up an opportunity to laugh at themselves or to make love with someone else. Unhappy people are those who get this backwards."
Bloody right! Ha ha!
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Sex Positions - Sex Advice from Tracey Cox - iVillage
Sex Positions - Sex Advice from Tracey Cox - iVillage
When it comes to sex positions, after a while it's only natural to fall back on your old favorites. And there's nothing really wrong with that ‑- except that, well, it's kind of dull. So mix things up! Experiment! Surprise your guy with something unexpected! After all, making even subtle changes to your current go-to list can mean the difference between a sex life that's fine ‑- and one that's on fire.
Digging Deep
We're most familiar with man-on-top positions. They're great for gazing lustily into each other's eyes. And as an added bonus, they're terrific for deep penetration. For fans of deep, intense penetration and enthusiastic thrusting, you can't beat this position.
With this variation, the top half of your body can't move much, but you can make up for it by moving your pelvis both up and down and side to side. First, lie back on the bed with your torso and bottom on the bed and your legs resting on the floor. When he penetrates, you bend your knees back toward your stomach while he supports himself on his hands and thrusts forward. It's best for him to keep one of his legs on the floor for support and the other on the bed for balance. If it still doesn't feel like he's penetrated deeply enough ‑- you greedy girl! ‑- pull your knees even further back and rest your calves on his shoulders, or, heck, show off by demonstrating just how handy that Pilates class really was by crossing your ankles behind his neck. Add extra frisson by holding your own hands above your head to give the illusion you're tied up. (Better still, get him to actually do it!)
Sunday, June 04, 2006
Friday, May 26, 2006
Saturday, May 20, 2006
Make Men Happy - What Guys Want - iVillage
Make Men Happy - What Guys Want - iVillage: "If men and women are truly equal, then men must stop bending over backwards in the pursuit of making women happy, right men? Relationships are increasingly full-fledged partnerships after all, so why should we be the only ones trying to make women happy?
We want to be happy and boys just want to have fun as well, so here are 10 things that men look for in the pursuit of happiness and Ms. Perfect. Read the list and answer the question that all men deliberate: do we prefer a pretty face or a beautiful body?"
Thursday, May 18, 2006
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
On Relationships: The lost art of pleasing a man
On Relationships: The lost art of pleasing a man: "The lost art of pleasing a man
Most women want to please a man at some level. Few women want to please a man completely and they try hard. An small number succeed. This post is especially for women that never thought about making pleasing their man an important part of their relationship or that want to but simply don't know how to do so. If you are such a woman, pay attention to this post and keep what I say in mind. If you aren't, read anyway and let me know what you think. If you are a man, read and take note of what you should be experiencing if you deserve it. Consider suggesting your woman to read this post. Not many guys had the luck of meeting a woman that knows how to treat a man. I did a few times, and I'll never forget."
Thursday, April 13, 2006
United Press International - NewsTrack - Some telecommuters work in the nude
United Press International - NewsTrack - Some telecommuters work in the nude: "Some telecommuters work in the nude
SUNNYVALE, Calif., March 5 (UPI) -- Some 10 percent of worldwide telecommuters wear nothing at all while working at home, finds a survey by the Sunnyvale, Calif.-based SonicWALL.
About 39 percent of respondents of both sexes said they wear sweats while working from home, but 12 percent of males and 7 percent of females wear nothing at all, according to a survey of 941 remote and mobile workers worldwide conducted by Insight Express and SonicWALL, a provider of integrated network security and productivity solutions.
Forty-four percent of women surveyed said they showered on work-at-home days, as opposed to 30 percent of men.
Seventy-six percent of the employees surveyed believe that working remotely from home is an aid to productivity and 61 percent are convinced that their managers agree with them.
More than half of the survey's respondents accessed the corporate network from home on a daily basis, with 86 percent logging in remotely several times a week."
