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The wife of a top US baseball player has vowed to have sex with all of his team mates if he ever cheats on her.

Anna Benson, a former model and stripper who was named Baseball’s Hottest Wife by FHM, is married to Mets pitcher Kris Benson.

She told Howard Stern’s radio show: “I told him, cheat on me all you want. If you get caught, I’m going to s***w everybody on your entire team. Coaches, trainers, players. I would do everybody on his whole team.”

Stern, egging her on, asked: “Even the coaches? What about, like, the bat boys?”

“Everybody would get a turn,” Anna pledged. “If my husband cheated on me and embarrassed me like that, I will embarrass him more than he could ever imagine.”

Uh huh. I see that, somehow, this woman managed to have a career as a “model and stripper” without developing the faintest shred of a clue how men think or respond to a challenge like this.

Bet on it. Somehere, a coalition of the most unattractive no-hopers in the Mets organization — probably organized by some dude with a beer gut, bad breath, and a bread-dough complexion who harbors a lo"